Blackwater Priest

The Blackwater Priest is an NPC from the video game Red Dead Redemption. He became a meme when Number 1 found how absolutely hilarious it is when he says, "Hello my child!"

Quotes
The Blackwater Priest has the right to remain silent. Anything he says CAN and WILL become a meme.
 * Hello my child! (The most popular quote)
 * Today's sermon is on the evils of gambling!
 * I will have a talk with the women of this town about their bare shoulders!
 * The telephone is a demonic tool and outrighteous!
 * Automobiles are the work of the Devil!
 * Repent, repent or you will surely burn!

Fun things to do with the Blackwater Priest
The most fun thing to do with the Blackwater Priest is to hogtie him and take him as far into Tall Trees as possible to feed him to the local wildlife. It is confirmed by Number 1 that as he lays there tied up in the snow, he will still say his hilarious quotes.